Live Blog: "Some Like It Hoth"

Wow, no previously on... crazy! Who the - oh this is Miles. Get it.

Damn, I'm buzzed...ok. Gotta get it together....

• So little Miles is honing his skills. Yup. Dead body in a nearby apartment. Love those.
• Yeah, I would be scared if he were my kid too.
• And, 'present day'... they're trying to sneak lil Ben out. Miles is way older now. But the funny thing is that the little preview was probably just about 5 years before the Dharma stuff.
• Circle of Trust. hehehe... Horace the She-Man. (Sorry, actor. Sorry.)
• Oh, 334... what is that.
• WTF, who is that? Dead? Haha, fell into a ditch after he got SHOT IN THE HEAD!!!!!
• The dead guy is going to tell Miles all sorts of secrets. Love it.

Aaaannndddd... break!

• And we're back. Miles a little while ago. Meaning a little while from real present day.
• Poor mom is sick.... :-( And I kinda hate how they tried to make him look younger with that lame hairdo and piercings. He looks kinda stupid.
• Yeah, she's not going to tell him why/how he does what he does. But duh if Dad is dead, then Miles can talk to him instead. He's probably not even really dead. Just dead to her.
• "Somewhere you can NEVER go." That certainly wouldn't stop me. Just make me more determined - you?
• Haha... Hurley trying to prevent global warming. Nice.
• And Roger thinks Ben is dead... but how will they explain? Oh, play stupid. That makes sense. Don't get the drunk Work Man mad...
• I love Juliet. And I love Sawyeret. I hope they last.

• Shit, potty break made me miss the beginning. But duh, anyone knows that dead bodies release gas and smell in general. But Hurley doesn't know there's a body...
• Well, now he does.
• "You can talk to dead people..." Hehehe....
• Dude, Hurley, you... oh, wait. Christian? Is that what he means? Ana Lucia! Libby! Dave!!! Yes, he can.
• Now Miles looks his age. Thank God they are not trying to make him look younger.
• Sure, charge extra for a cremated body. Well, I guess I would too.
• Russell... Eh, I think he's BS'ing.
• NAOMI!!! I hate her wig - I mean, hair.
• Roger "Work Man" Linus is gross. Just putting that out there. What the fuck did he care about lil Ben anyway? He treated him like crap, so fuck Roger!!!
• Kate can never mind her own business, don't you know that Roger?
• "Love Will Keep Us Together" - nice.
• Ridiculous experiments on Hydra island, eh?
• WHAT?!?!?!?! That guy is his DAD?!?! Oh yeah... that's why his mom looked familiar. Shit. I should've picked up on that!!!!!!!

• Ugh. For whatever reason, I can't stand Naomi.
• WHOA! A purchase order for graves and an old airplane!!! Shit, that's the COVER UP!!!!!
• Still hate her wig.
• HOLY SHIT! $1.6 Million!!! Fuck yeah, I would go too!
• I still heart Matthew Fox...
• How did I NOT guess that Dr. Chang/Marvin Candle was Miles' dad. Fuck!
• Wait, fucking Miles is NOT my age. NOT AT ALL. He's like 40, and I am definitely NOT.
• I like that gate camo'd by the bushes. Nice touch. Wait, is this the Swan? It is, right. The HATCH!
• Oh shit, the numbers!!!!!

• Damn, they're just going to take him like that. I guess he's not getting that money after all.
• Oh, they don't want him to work for Widmore... so they must know Ben.
• Hm. What lies in the shadow of the statue? That has been brought up a few times.
• Yup, say it like it is, Miles. Get the money!!! Woooooo!
• But don't these guys know that no matter what, he'll end up with his dad anyway?
• The one that's gonna win... I wonder if we'll see these fools again.
• Dude, I do not like the FX!!! You can tell they're in some fake van with fake background. Eesh. I hate the little blue outline.
• "I don't wanna know him better... and stuff." hehehe.
• Dude, Hurley has a point. Miles needs to get this shit out.
• Hoth... here we go. He's writing something. What's a Hoth anyway? He's writing FanFic???? Lame. Hahah....
• OH - he's writing Empire Strikes Back... hahaha... he's going to pull a Biff. Hahahaha....
• La Fleur... I like. I like Sawyeret. I've said that already.
• "Get some rope." I like the sound of that... ;-)

Sheeeyoooooot.... internet got all f'd and I didn't save my last comments. But hey, this episode pretty much rocked my socks. Lost of reveals, and HELLO Dan Faraday!!!