Liveblog: "316"

Ahhhh! I'm a little behind. Watching at the sis' place...

• Previously: Everyone's all confused, pissed off... poor sun loses her hubby, or does he?
• Again?! Season 1! Jack, my love.... hehehe
• Is this a dream Jack is having? Is this him back on the island?It's a dream... or he's back..... which one?
• What the.... what was written... that's Hurley's voice... this has to be a dream.
• WTF, yeah right..... why does Hurley have a guitar? That looked like fun, jumping in like that.
• Jack looks so old now. What is Foxy doing to himself?
• Who's that.... oh. Kate? This is quite confusing. She looks pretty dead.
• But apparently she's not. They're BACK? Yeah, what DID happen?
• 46 Hours.... almost two days.... so that's real, then? "Oh my god, gnarly." was Jasmine's reaction.
• Uh.... Desmond's not leaving baby Charlie and Penny and going back, right? That would be STUPID.
• WHOA.
  
• That weird pendulum thing... what the?
  
• The Lamppost... I miss Lamppost pizza...

Well, that map thingy was kinda crazy. And Dharma was in LA? Hm.... I'm just stunned that we actually saw them BACK on the island. So soon! It's too much, too much. I don't know if we're used to all this information just being handed to us. How can it be?

Oh, and what is 316? I'm sure we'll find out soon enough, but still...

• Liar. Ben knew about it. He's lying. I like how Eloise knows he's lying too. hehehe
• This is getting so sci-fi...
• GOING to be? yeah, good question, Jack.
• Eloise knows so much. And she's so presentational. It's like she's telling a bedtime story... she's so captivating... and chilling at the same time.
  
• Smart, Desmond. He's not on the whole island return trip.
• Des has every right to be pissed at Ellie. I hope he can stay with baby Charlie and Pen. Yeah! Desmond's DONE with the island!
• And Vengeance Sun is gone. She's so calm right now... what happened to all her anger and doubt?
• This is going too fast, too fast!
• Ajeera airways! That's the airline that was mentioned in an earlier episode.
  
• Oh... it's not all... for Jack?

Ok, really, I do feel like there is so much coming at us... Like, why is everyone just going along with what White Haired Mother Time Ellie is spitting at them? Sun is all calm, Jack is all faith, Ben is all quiet.... Only Desmond seems to be thinking straight. I will be disappointed if everything just plays out boringly...
I think riu.com is fake.... Oh, I could've sworn the riu commercial was a fakey.

• Oh my, she's telling Jack something.... oh, because Christian is his father! Oh, is that note from his ... oh, it's from Locke. WHAT.
• I can't believe Locke hung himself... is it hanged himself?
• John is a substitute for Christian!!!!!! That's cra-zay!!!
• Why does Eloise know all this stuff? HOW does she know all this stuff?
• I feel like this is not a very well-written episode... I hope I am not disappointed completely.
  
• And what IS with Ben's black hair? Why all of a sudden now?
• Jack is asking all the questions I have. Thank you... why is she helping, how does she know all this.
• Hmmm.... wonder what Ben's loose end could be....
• Drunk, high, Foxy/Jack is still sexy.
• Who is THIS guy????
  
• Old Man Ray... seriously... who the hell is this dude.
  
• His grandfather... That's weird.
  
• I'm sad Jate is not together anymore.
  
• Isn't his granddad a little too young?
  
• Fate. Christian's shoes! Hurrah!!! Jack can put them on Locke.
• Oh, it makes sense that this would be his mom's dad. Jack's mom is a MILF... well not for ME, but for dudes I'm sure.
  
• Who lurks in Jacks apartment? Hurley? Sayid? One of those.
  
• And... it's... uh..... Kate?
• Where's Aaron? Is she drunk? What the hell? WHAT THE HELL? What happened to Aaron, did she kill him or something?
• Oh, hot kissing, hot angry drunk kissing.

This whole "Don't ever ask me that question" thing is quite mysterious. Someone either took him, or she left him with someone. We better freakin' find out someday. I'm sure we will, but I mean, I hope it doesn't take all freakin' season to.

• Ah, the morning after.
  
• Oh yeah, Christian wears tennis shoes, doesn't he?
• Whoa.... Ben is ALL beat up! What the heck happened to him?
  
• Jill. Jack and Jill. Haha.
  
• Meat lockers are kinda scary. But this is sci-fi, not horror, remember?
• De coffin. To go on de plane, de plane.
• Weird.... what if the shoes don't fit? What if Locke has bigger feet than Christian? We shall see.... oh - good fit.
  
• That is SO weird. SO weird.
  
• I'm laughing my ass off that Jack's actually doing this. Hahahahahahaha.
• Wait, but what does the letter say? Read it, bitch! I want to know!!!

I can't believe he didn't read the letter! I want to know what it said!!!

• Aw, he's happy that Kate's at the airport....
  
• That guy is not mysterious AT ALL. Wishing John condolences... ha!
• And there is Sun. She's softened quite a bit. Whoa!!!
  
• Sayid is with the lady from New Amsterdam...
• Hugo bought all the seats. He's trying to recreate it, and save people. I wonder how Hurley and Sayid ended up there. I guess that's why Hurley has the guitar. Maybe dead Charlie told him to go back. I wonder how he got out of jail, too...
• Oh right, they said that they saw the guy injured before Hurley go there.
• Oh, and Sayid is with that escort because Kate was with that guy who had her in handcuffs.
• Obviously, Jack is supposed to read that letter, otherwise, it wouldn't have come back to him.
  
• I wonder if Sayid really is a fugitive, or if some crazy just decided to go along with it.
  
• This is NUTS! I can't believe they are all there! I wonder what's going to happen - the crash... crazy!!!!!
• At least they all get to fly first class... That's not much of a recreation.
• FRANK LAPIDIS! He's the captain! HOLY MOLY.
• Whoa he looks diff!
  
• And Frank realizes that they are all on the plane..... oh man. This is not good for Frank. "We're not going to Guam, are we."

• "My mother taught me." Ben is awesome.
  
• "You're the one who got to stay after school with Ms. Hawking." hahaha. Again. Ben. Awesome.
• Just realized that none of the other Lostees have been shown.
  
• John DOES need you to read it, Jack. I need you to read it.
• I still want to know who the hell kicked Ben's ass. It can't be as simple as him trying to get Sayid and Hurley to go...
• And he's reading the letter. That's all it said?!
• Uh. Oh....
• I like how Hurley puts on the sleep mask.
• Whoa.... this is weird......
  
• And they are back. We are back where we started.... Hurley can't swim? Why didn't I think of that before?
• How are none of them bleeding?
  
• Where IS the plane? Gosh, I"m just repeating it all....
  
• So, there was no crash? What the helllll.... they are not in current time....
• Who's shooting at them
  
• It's faraday... it's JIN!!!!!!!! Holy moly!!!

Ok, so it wasn't the best written episode, but it delivered some goods. And uh, the preview looks AWESOME!!!! John Lock is alive!!!! And Ben definitely knew he hung himself, and lied to Jack about it! Cra-zay!!!!

Man, ok. Well, hanging with the sis, so this is short. But wow, I'm satisfied. Thank you.