"Jughead" Live Blog!!!

East Coast time again, suckas! Just a few more minutes until the show begins, and I'm super psyched!

Right now, I'm watching the tail end of "The Lie," in which the amazing Ben Linus confronts Mother Time, aka Eloise Hawkings. (Have I said how much I LOVE Michael Emerson?)

And so, it begins!!!!!

▪ Previously, on Lost: It was fucking amazing!
▪ They are speaking Tagalog!?
▪ Ooooh, Penny's having a baby, and they're using forceps.... OUCH!!!!
▪ That shit has GOT to hurt... Oh god, why the fuck are you looking there Des? That's gotta scar you for life, brotha!
▪ What a cute little kid. I bet he dies.
▪ Penny knows the strength of her own evil father. I bet that's how baby Desny dies.
▪ So... my internet connection is suck-ass... This is not so much a 'live' blog, as a 'severely delayed' blog... :-/
▪ Yes, Daniel, why DO you look so worried?
▪ MILES!!!! That's the Asian dude's name! How did I forget that?!
▪ Booby trap!
▪ Stupid extras.
▪ What's with the arrows? Totally primitive.
▪ And Blondie? "Who's in chahj hee?"

▪ I kinda hate having to sit through the commercials. But it's a small sacrifice to be able to see this.

Ooooh, is this a little lover's quarrel?
▪ Pen, just trust your dude. I mean, come on. After all the crazy shit you've both been through, you should believe him, yeah?
▪ Yeah, nothing like pulling dead bodies from a small pond.
▪ THEY put the land mines there?
▪ Seriously, who is this bitch. I'm kinda tired of bitches with a major chip on their shoulder.
▪ You said it Locke.
▪ Yeah, what? What the hell language was that? Russian? OH Latin. I should have fuckin' known it.
▪ Others. They don't look like any Others I've seen before.
▪ Oh, that one had his hand cut off. What did HE do?
▪ Miles sees dead people again.
▪ Uh, is this like Old Otherton?
▪ Haha... Daniel Faraday, their leader... HAHAHA.
▪ What's this bomb shit they keep mentioning. This must be in the 60s.

And Des is at Oxford.
▪ Damn, what's with the missing Faradays? Are they even real?
▪ The year was '91, wasn't it? Or '96?
▪ Hmmm.... how will Des find Dan? Or rather, Dan's mum? Secret passage, is what I say.
▪ Or, the door that says do not enter. That works too. I wonder what happened that they must now not speak of the Faraday name...
Wow, what a mullet, Dan.
▪ The mouse maze!
▪ Girl? Huh... OMG, did he fuck Charlotte up?!
Wait, Dan just said to pretend like they're with the army, but he says that they're scientists?
▪ OH, not cut off - radiation burns on his hands...
▪ WHOA. Dan's not lying either. He really loves Char. Dayyyyum.
▪ Wait a minute... do I know this guy? Is that Matt what's his name? OMG... he was in a show with me.... right? Or maybe not. There are a lot of blond white guys who - no, that's him. WTF. SO JEALOUS!!!!
▪ Ok, I totally missed all those subtitles because I was so pissed that some dude I did a show with was on Lost... fucker.

Hmmmm... so who's Teresa Spencer.... well, that's gotta be the girl. Uh. Does that lady think Des is Daniel?
▪ Oh no. Poor Teresa. She has no Constant.
▪ WHOA. Widmore was Daniel's benefactor... and has paid for Teresa's care? So... is Danny Boy evil too?
▪ Uh... awkward for Miles to be the third wheel, eh?
▪ I still don't understand how Richard STILL answers to someone, yet he's been around the longest, or so it would seem.
▪ Oh, Jonesy, you severely underestimate John Locke.
▪ I love how Locke and Juliet are asking the same question I just was.
▪ John: "How old is he?" Juliet: "Old."
▪ She looks like Teresa. A LOT like Teresa.
▪ Well, isn't Blondie a smart one. But I still don't like that major chip on her shoulder.
▪ WOW. That's one big fucking bomb.

▪ Meet Jughead, ladies and gents.
▪ Hmm... crack in bomb no good?
▪ I want to love Dan Faraday, but I also don't really trust him.
▪ Ok, so this is the 50's.
▪ Show her something with the date on it, then Daniel!
▪ "You told her?" Nice, Sawyer. Nice.
▪ Fuck, Des. Just go ahead and let Widmore know you're alive and well and all that fun stuff.
So, she IS Mother Time! I knew. I knew.
▪ Well, Widmore seems to be making some sense, and seems to have some kind of... shall I say... heart?
▪ Dude, Richard doesn't know you. Or does he. No, he doesn't. But he knows Jacob.
▪ FUCK! That's Widmore! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! Charles Fucking Widmore!!!
▪ Oh my fucking god, that was the best reveal!

▪ Pesmond? Penmond?
▪ LIAR!!!! LIAR!!! And she called him on it. Good one, Pen.
▪ AWWWWW, he named the baby Charlie!!!! OH, teary.
▪ God, she loves him. Beautiful.
▪ And I wonder who the leader is right now.
▪ Yes! 1954!
▪ Tustin, CA! Holla!
▪ So, they go through THREE YEARS of this time-jumping stuff?! Charlotte is so gonna die.
▪ And that might be right now....
▪ OH!

Not entirely action-packed, but definitely info-packed! I loved this episode. The love between Desmond and Penny is... ahhhhh... And that their baby's name is Charlie.... awwww! And, again, the Charles Widmore was on the island in the 50's reveal was so fulfilling!

Ok, so Jack didn't make it into this one, but that's ok. Daniel's nerdy charm and Desmond's devotion were in full force. Not much more to say on that one.

Until next week, kiddies!