Live Blog: "He's Our You"

Oooh! For real live this week! Let's get on with it then, shall we?

• Previously on Lost: All Sayid, all the time. Shall we guess that this week's episode is Sayid-centric? We shall, we shall.
• Tikrit. Shall we guess that is little Sayid? Say? Or 'Yid?
  
• Oy, subtitles + liveblogging = disaster. Thank goodness for DVRs.
• The chicken must be killed, little man. Gross.
  
• Oh, this must be Sayid, the one who gives him feed.
  
• Yup. Killed him with his own hands. That was Sayid. Right?
• Yup, Sayid is The Man. Cute little man, too.
• Oh right, so he's jailed because he's thought to be a Hostile.
  
• Awwww... Little Ben is so nice. How DID he get to be the way he did?
• Sayid won't eat because it's Lil Ben that's feeding him. How WEIRD. He must be like, what? How the hell did this cute little kid become so manipulative?
  
• But maybe the little kid is being manipulative right now. Oh he ISSSSS!!!!!

And... break! Well, pretty much time for me to check some e-mail and ffwd the DVR to catch up. (Oh right... I still have to watch this week's Castle. Love me some Nate Fillion.)

• Crazy camera work! this guy's running after someone DANGEROUS! Aka, Sayid.
  
• Oh, it's Sayid the Assassin. The one who worketh for Benjamin.
• What was he looking at on his head? Did I miss something? Just checking if he was dead?
• Russia? That's Cyrillic, right? What the heck do I know?
• These two seem like they made a good team. Until now. Because now, Ben is breaking up with poor Say.
• What a bummer. Free. Right. Sayid is not free. Not free of the torture that plagues his lost soul.
• Oh those do not look good at ALL. Sayid knows what those are for.
  
• Haha. But they are for cutting the binds. I fell for it too. Drrrrr.....
• Horace is ugly. He's like a man-woman.
  
• inFILtrate. Interesting. Is that a common pronunciation?
• Ooooohhh... the next level. Horace, you don't even KNOW what the next level is. Say is going to kick your sorry man-woman ass!!!
• Aw, Juliet - she is sad because Kate is there, and Sawyer loves her. Booooo...
  She lurvs her some Sawyer.
• Not only is Hoarace a man-woman, he is also short.
  
• Sawyer's going to bust a can of whoop-dee-do on the Hostile.
  
• "A 12-year-old Ben Linus brought me a chicken salad sandwich. How do you think I'm doing?" - LOVE!!!
• "Let's see how you feel after three years of living in the 70's." - LOVE LOVE!!!
• Dude, Say. Sawyer is right. Cooperate or die, Say.

• Aren't people going to wonder why the newbs are totally getting along swimmingly with the Dharmas? Oh wait, Hurley wasn't a Dharma.
• Hurley and his big mouth just broke two hearts. Weird. Hahaha.
• Oh gosh, who - oh, this is Ben's Papa!
  
• Duuuuuuude. Ben's dad is cuh-ray-zay. And actually got Say-say feeling sorry for the kid.
  
• I want to go to there. Hawaii, that is, not necessarily Santo Domingo. Not that there's anything wrong with the DR. Hear it's lovely.
• Wait, so... won't Ben remember who the hell all these weird people are now that they are prison pals?
• Ooooh. Ben is calling Sayid a killer. That's not right. Sayid is a tortured soul. Ben is - oh Ben.
• Oh, that was a "this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you" moment.
• What? Billie Holiday or something?
• Who's this guy. Holden did they say?
• How is he going to get out of this one? He can't. He didn't want to!
• Oh god, poor Sawyer has to watch.
• Holden's dialect is scary.

Wow, I like the "He's our you" line.

• I like how it's showing all this from Say's POV. But now we have to know how he gets there.
• Cute bartender!
• So, this lady manages to get him onto the plane.
  
• Oh, it's that expensive scotch. Forgot the name, but the one that Widmore drinks.
• She's a big fat liar. She is there for a reason. We just need to know what the hell it is.
• So what did you do? "I killed lots and lots of people."
• She's a wily one now, isn't she.
• What the hell did they do to him anyway? Truth serum?
• Ha. No one is going to believe this story! Hahaha.
• Hahaha... they think they used too much drugs on him.
  
• And the two chicas are worried about Saw and Say.
• What's in Ann Arbor?
• Evil Baby Ethan.
  
• Sawyer can't really get outta this one... eeeeek.
• Yup. Radzinski won.

• Sexy time with Sayid. Woweee wow.
• Does she drug him into - oh now, she kicks him in the face!
• Wow, she's pretty freakin' good then.
• What's Sawyer cookin' up???
• Oh, why did they come back, that's what he wanted to know. She's going to say something about coming back for him....
• Serio. WTFH?
  
• Ah, extras. They're so awesome.
• How does a burning bus drive into a building like that? He must've got Lil Ben to do it. OR - Lil Ben just DID it.
• Sayid's purpose is to show Ben to the Hostiles? Hm.

• I take it she was hired by Ben, not that dude's family.
  
• OMG - is he going to kill BEN!!!!!
• Who's there? Ah, just Jin.
• Did he just kill JIN???
• WHAT!
• WHAT?!?!
• Did he just kill JIN AND BEN!?!?!?!
• WHAT?!?!?!?!

(Late) Live Blog: Namaste

Live to me, but late to you... Spent all day with family - a necessity, given a new addition to the fold. Thus, I am quite late with this, but here I am, at 12:39 AM Pacific. Dedicated, as always, to giving whomever you are my "live" blog.

• No "Previously on Lost." Was this on purpose, or did my DVR miss something???
• Airplane - wonder where this is going. Hmm... could it be the explanation of how the Ajeera flight ended up on the island?
• Frank Lapidis, Captain Extraordinaire.
  
• And... here we go... the plane is not doing so well. People freakin' out. Time warp!!!!!
• So, no crash?
• OOOOOHHHHH.... so is that why they built that runway? So people could land there eventually? This was before the runway that Jliet and them built. It's not paved. I think this is the 'glimmer' in their eye.
  
• Wpw, they are not doing so well. Bloody, yucky. Co-Cap is DOA.
• So, some of them landed with the plane, but the O6... oh, wait. Sun is left behind. The other folks are gone. Why did Sun get left?
• Oh, and Ben. So, Sun and Ben are left.
• Ben is BS'ing AGAIN. He knows what happened.
  
• The others ended up three years prior. WTF?!?!?!?!
• No no no.... No Skate! Sawyeret FTW!!!!
• Is it me or is Josh Holloway looking great this season?
• No love between Jack and Sawyer then, huh?
• And the bad news happens. John Locke is dead.
• They dunno about Dharma living on. Nor do they know that the castaways are all Dharma'd out. In 1977 no doubt.

• Whoa. Jack just said Sun was back. Jinnny is going to find her... but sadly, won't.
• Kate to Sawyer: "Other than you, who else is still here?"
• Um, hm.... my lady love. Fuckin' A. He had to lie to Juliet, AND to Kate.
• Side note: I am entirely TOO tired to watch this right now!!!! How will I ever make sense of it all?
• Poor Juliet. She can tell the whole Kate thing with Sawyer.
• Poor Jin. He will never find Sun, since she is not at all anywhere near where they are - timewise, that is.
• Oh, Jin is reverting to his old gangsta self!
• Radzinski! That's the guy who was stationed in the Swan and shot his brains out!
• So why the hell DID Sun get "left behind" in present (?) time.
• I'm glad Lapidis is alive. For now, at least.
• I don't like these extras.
• I also don't like the ADR work.
• Leave it to Sun to remain aware of Ben's wherabouts.
• Or try to, at least.
• Oh RIGHT. There are two islands...
  

• OH sholy. That's ETHAN. Yeah right, like Ethan was MY AGE. HA.
• How convenient that Danny's mum didn't mention they would be in '77
• Who be the Hostile that's in the perimeter? Huh, Jin?
• And how weird must it be that Jack now has to follow Sawyer's command?
• Ah! Sayid is the Hostile.

• Aha, so where IS Faraday, then?
  
• And how good does that tight blue shirt look on Foxy Man?
• This is actually quite cool. I like that part of the O6 is now having to answer to their former Islander's whims.
• Meanwhile, Ben and Sun make their way thru the jungle...
• Oh wait... so are they in the same time just on different islands?
• I like Lapidis.
• Sun is a fantastic little liar, isn't she?

• Ha. Wonder if Sawyer made Jack a Workman. Ha.
• Ha. Wonder if Juliet neglected to put Kate on the - oh, I guess that worked out ok then. I think Juliet did that on purpose, due to the whole Saywer thing. I'm sure she did, in fact. Women. Such bitches sometimes.
• So, is Smokey wiating for Lapidis and Sun? What the heck will they find on the main island?
• So far, emptiness. Desolation. Don't think they are in the same time AT ALL.
• Hon locke. That's who that is. Oh, Christian Shepard!!!!
  
• DO NOT follow him.

Wait a SECOND! Does this mean that the whole lot of the people on the plane are DEAD?!

• Christian to Sun: "I'm sorry, but you've got quite a bit of a journey ahead of you." Ain't that the truth.
• OH! Jack is going to see Juliet in Sawyer's house!!!!!
• Oh GEEZE, these two are going to go at it again? Showdown between the two machos of the island. Sawyer is winning.
• That's LITTLE BEN!!!! Giving Sayid a sammy!
• And THAT'S IT?!?!

WHOA. Next week looks AWESOME!
K, don't have much to say. Too ty-ty to even keep eyes open. Good epi though.

Liveblog: "LaFleur"

It's a quarter to 9 here in good ol' Troy, OH, and I'm putting this up now because I know that the internet connection will disappoint me tonight.

I'm pretty excited, though. Of course, "The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham" was so amazing, that I simply don't think that anything can measure up. I full expect tonight's episode to be "eh," and hopefully I will be pleasantly surprised :-)

• Previously on... Ben turned the donkey wheel, Char dies, John is on a mission.
• And now.... Sawyer is still holding on to the rope that John went down.
• Jin speaks incredibly good English now.
• What the heckers - weird ass humungous statue!
• So we see what happened to all else while John spun the wheel... More time travel. Less brain matter. Less headache.
• Jin's English is seriously a little too good.
• HOLY FUCKERY. They have been there for three years now, eh?!
• And who are these people, I forgot. I've seen them before...
• Who the fuck is LaFleur....?! Sawyer? Is Sawyer LaFleur?
• He IS!
• So. They are in Dharma time, but not really...


• Amy...? Who's Amy?
• Reiko Ainsworth is Amy? Preggo Amy?
• Jan? Did she call him Jan? Jen?
• What the heckers... babies don't come THAT fast - not without water breaking.
• Now we see them... Danny is mumbling.
• What won't you do, Dan? What?
• Miles is showing a whole lotta gray.
• Yeah, when I hear gunshots, I run right toward them...
• So who's the blondie that was to be executed??? Amy, is that you???


• Yes, who are they?
• SERIOUSLY, Jin's English...
• Big monster gate!
• Little bitch, with earplugs!
• So, Juliet's a mechanic now?
• But the real question is - are Sawyer and Juliet Sawyer and Juliet???

• Oh! They must be - oh now, this is three years ago.
• Horace is gross - he just looks gross.
• I think Horace is lying about Black Rock.
• She used to live there is what she's looking at.
• They're going to fucking alter history. What the fuckery.
• "The record is spinning again, and we're just not on the song we want to be on." Awww...
• And Charlotte! Whoa shiznit!
• This is how they're going to stay. This lockdown is going to last a while, and they're going to show some brilliance.
• That, or Alpert is going to see them and they will plot together.
• And there's Alpert NOW! How did I know?!

So far, I was kinda right. I mean, this certainly is not up to par with L&D of JB, but it's not awful. I'm still intrigued. Not much to say while it's happening though...


• I wonder just how old Alpert is anyway.
• "Your buddy out there with the eyeliner..." LOVE IT!!!! LOVE IT!!!!
• I like Sawyer's approach. Bringing up John Locke and all.
• This is a very sad episode in some ways.
• Leaving the island would be such a major adjustment.
• Thank you, Sawyer, thank you. That's what I was thinking about leaving. Whatever she is going back to is not what she thinks.
• It's a nice little friendship these two have formed. And to think they were pretty fierce enemies at one point. Ha.
• Why did they stay so long anyway?
• AHA! They are more than friends!!! They are SAWYERET!!!
• Thaaaaat is freakin' sweet. That cute little flower.....
• Yes! Yes! Yes!!!! They luuuurrrrrrv each other!

I don't know if I'm with the populus in loving the Sawyeret pairing, but I certainly do love it! And come on, how obvious was that?


• So Horace is waking from his drunken stupor...
• I wonder what the heck happened to the chick Horace used to be with.
• Oh, so Horace asked that question about three years being long enough to get over someone.
• Shit, Kate is going to come back like right now. Fuckery.
• Three years, huh. Shoot.
• See, they're back. Kate's back. Just when he thought he was over her. This does not bode well for me.
• MAN. Talk about a reunion! Oh, I'm going to cry...

Oldie But Goodie: Jorge Garcia (Musical) Hardee's Commercial

Thanks to the folks at Delta Park Project, this old gem of a Hardee's commercial starring Jorge Garcia is now yours to see. And there's music!