Attack of the Darlton

From E!Online, Damon and Carlton on G4's Attack of the Show.

Givin' It To Us GOOD!

What can I say but OMFG, Hellzfreakingyeah, and WOOOOOHOOOOO!!!!

LOVED tonight's episode!!!! It gave us a whole lot of what wanted, in a weird, unexpected way. I mean, we wanted it, but we didn't really think we'd get it right? I mean, how could we. And yet, it wasn't in a Jump the Shark way, either.

Let's revisit, shall we?

• Thank you whoever, for having Matthew Fox manscaped. That luscious piece of slightly love-handled torso was quite the yum for the first flash-forward scene :)
• Why the hell was Charlotte looking at Juliet all weird right before they went off to the hatch? I don't like that red-headed smarty-pants!
• Why didn't Bernard go with them to the medical hatch? He is a dentist, he would be familiar with all those tools.
• Speaking of Bernie, SO glad Rose is back this week. Lovin it! She most definitely had a point about the whole "people don't get sick on this island, they get better" thing.
• Oh, going back a bit - so what kinda visions was Claire having? I did read somewhere that in last week's episode, there was supposed to be a scene depicting such visions, but it was cut out. Bummer.
• Jack is a crazy mofo'in' control freak - wanting to watch the appendectomy. FREAK!
• And, what's with his forced love triangle deal wanting Kate to hold the mirror - insisting that she hold it. Do I smell a contrivance here?
• HOLY SHOLY!!! Was that freakin Christian Shephard in the lobby!!!! Damnit! He has come after Jack! Or it's the island, right? What? Huh?
• Ok, now that I've calmed down a bit from that thinking... here's what I am thinking. I have read on good ol' Jeff Jensen's EW posts some theories about time travel... and I'm wondering if Hurley and Jack are really seeing Charlie and Christian, for real. Like, what if Charlie and Christian are time jumping? Well, I guess that can't really happen, given that both are supposed to be dead before any time warping is known to exist... okie dokie, maybe I'm WAYYYY off here.
• So, speaking of Hurley and Charlie, Jack's friend from Santa Rosa had a couple of messages for him. 1) He's not supposed to raise him. Him who? Him Aaron? Because that's kinda what that psychic guy was telling Claire... 2) He will have a visitor soon. Well, yeah, he kinda already did... spooooooooky...
• Ok, Hurley almost had me with the whole "We're dead" thing. That was very Sixth Sense-y of him. He and Jack do see dead people, so... that's kinda the same.
• Jack totally bought Hurley's craziness and he's gonna try it on when he gets home. Oh yes he will.
• Back on the island, I woulda freakin peed my pants if I were one of the three trying to hide from Kiwi or whatever the hell his name is. What's freakier... Kiwi pointing a gun in your face, with only a leaf separating you, or the T-Rex from Jurassic Park sniffin' you up and down...? I don't know why I just thought of that comparison....
• And in the future, Jack is waiting for Charlie to show up on that freakin bench. Waiting... waiting...
• Okay, just when I thought he was going to leave Kate... he FREAKING PROPOSED TO HER?!?!?!?! WHAT?!?!?!?! It's like, we wanted it to happen, but not like this, no not like this...
• I expected the ring to be a little bigger, coming from a Dock-tah...
• And on the island... Bitch speaks Korean! Good for Jin for calling her snooty little ass on it! And I Love how he barely missed her face with that torch. That mobstah mentality is alive and well in JinnyPooh
• Ew. Gross. Ew.... Ew.... don't show the appendectomy... we already had to live through seeing the decomposing faces of Danielle and Karl... ugh... gross.. who do you think you are, CSI:NY???
• In Futureville, Jack hears some kinda of beeping. Eery? Perhaps. But really, it was just an everyday nuisance - we all hate when our smoke detector battery runs out and we have to hear it whine incessantly to replace it.
• OH.... smoke detector.... bear with me a moment. So, the sonic fence was meant to keep Smoky out, right? And the smoke detector failed... and then - voila! Christian Shephard appears!!! And... some speculate that it is the island, or Smoky that is manifesting as Charlie and now Christian in 'real life.' Make sense? Kinda?
• So yeah.... Jack freakity-freaked out when he saw Daddy in the lobby again. And thus begins his downward spiral into Crazy Bearded Grizzly Jack.
• Just a thought now - is it Hurley in the coffin? I guess it can't really be because the dude is supposed to have had a son I think, from that newspaper clipping that Jack had.
• Oh, back at Jate's house, um - those fridge adornments, there's no way little Aaron did those. Nope. No way.
• WHAT THE HELL IS CHRISTIAN SHEPHARD DOING WITH AARON?????!!!!
• Oh, and Claire called Christian "Dad," which leads me to believe that she and Chris met at least once more after the meeting we saw, and that she accepted him as her father somehow. Something's weird there, or that wasn't very well-written (which could never happen, right?), because if I only met my biological father once, and I never wanted to see him again, I don't think I would say Dad... but then again, she didn't know his name, so I guess what would she have said? "Biological Father???"
• Have I mentioned that I'm glad Bernard is back?
• Oh, and hey, where the hell was Jack's appendectomy scar when he was all nekkid in the beginning? Huh?
• I am not liking this whole Juliet telling Kate about the kiss... OH... ok, I get it. She's telling Kate that Jack loves her. Just like Jack told Kate that Sawyer loves her last season. Deja vu, folks. Deja vu.
• In Futureville - So, Kate's doing somethin' for Sawyer... I bet it's got something to do with little Clementine. Is Noreen the name of Sawyer's Babymama? I don't remember. I don't think it is, but it could be her fugitive name. If she's still a fugitive, that is.
• Aw.... it's true Kate - Sawyer chose to stay - Jack is the one in front of you! Love Jack!!!! Love him!!!!
• And... Claire's gone. Just gone. Little Aaron is all alone under a huge tree. WTF?!?!?!

So, yeah. I kinda dug this episode... Dug it all the way to China my friends! Next week's looks just as scrumptious!

I get it. We're moving fast. We're seeing things we never thought we'd see before. But I like it. I like that hello, we have waited freaking 3 1/2 years to see Jate, to see everyone off the island, to see what the hell was going on. I like seeing it. It's kinda unexpected now. (So does that make it expected?)

And that's bedtime folks. See ya next week!